My wife is too good to me.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 09/07/2020 at 17:05 • Filed to: Marriage

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I am extremely hung over. My wife ran out for some dank, garbage food in hopes I would actually be able to keep it down. Such a wonderful woman.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/07/2020 at 17:20

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If Starbucks pastries are  garbage food I’d love to see what you eat regularly.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/07/2020 at 17:32

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Top ramen

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/07/2020 at 17:59

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Wow #goals

MrDakka > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/07/2020 at 18:08

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Jack in the Box Tacos an d Star bucks cake for hangover brunch ?

You lucky man, your wife’s a keeper.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/07/2020 at 18:14

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I joined the Air Force Reserve and went to training at Sheppard AFB in Texas and lived bachelor-style in the dorms for 8 weeks and ate about 8 ramens a day, two at a time. I’d boil the ramen, drain it, then sprinkle on the seasoning. I’d use less than one packet that way. My nephews thought that was heroic eating on my part.

VincentMalamute-Kim > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/07/2020 at 21:40

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deleted because not funny.

You’re a lucky guy. Except getting a hangover at your age! ;)